Original Cin

Me and my friends occasionally joke about an item being “not-something”, especially in Exalted. Infallible messenger is a “not-cell-phone”, that fire powder stuff is “not-gunpowder” and so on and not-so-forth. We’ve been known to call various politicians “Not-Daley.” So my jaw hit the floor when I found out that “Not/Starch”, “Not/Sugar”, and “Not/Cereal” are all apparently real products:

not/Starch works in hot or cold recipes. You don’t have to dissolve it like you do with corn starch – corn starch and flour can get lumpy and stringy. not/Starch will stay fluid and smooth – even if they are stored in the fridge or freezer.

They really named it “not/Starch”?!?!?