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While looking for information on Japanese names, I found this:

Looking Good in a Big Brown Bathrobe – Jedi Training
The true test of a real Jedi is not whether she can blow up starships, or kill evil overlords, or refrain from giggling at Yoda’s Fozzie Bear voice. The true test is how good she looks in a big brown bathrobe.

The aspiring novice does not merely don the big brown bathrobe and suffer in it until she finally looks good. She advances through a number of stages, each time pitting herself against successively greater sartorial challenges. Her master guides her carefully, avoiding both allowing her to rest on her laurels and forcing her beyond endurance until her fashion sense breaks and she refuses to shop anywhere but at the Gap.